Plug your nose and talk.

Did you do it? Because that's what I sound like, without a cold.

They say there's no market for nasal voices, and by they I mean every person that has ever heard me talk.

But guess what, mister sister, I was chosen to be the voice recording for the entire school district's telephone tree. That's right. Lil ole nasaly me.

Okay, so maybe they said it was because I could speak spanish. But I know they secretly liked the nasal.